Been awhile...

Some recent good ones...

Student:  I am inferring this book is really old, that it takes place in old times, like the 1980's.

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Response on a reading test:

Test ?:  What do you think the most important event in the story is?

Student writes:  To do what your mom says.

Test ?:  Why do you think that is important?

Student writes: Cuse she's the boss. 

I emailed his parents and this is what the dad wrote back:

That is really funny.  Thank you for passing it along.  And I've known that for a long time.  If your husband doesn't know it yet, just have him give me a call and I can break it to him.