such insight

I told my class today that next Thursday would be my last day.  I told them that my baby was just hanging out upside down, which is the wrong way, so the doctors would have to do a quick surgery to take her out.

I said she must be really stubborn since she is hanging out in the same spot and won't turn.  One of my students spoke up and said, "Mrs. Carlucci, that that can't be true because your not stubborn."

I said, "Your right.  I guess it could mean that she is super relaxed and chillin in one spot."

The student said, "That sounds right, because that sounds more  like you.  Wait-- is your husband stubborn?"

Me: "Yes he is."